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Because fuck you
500 score on Easy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Make a nasty sandwich.
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.